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The Centre For Disease Control Has Issued A Medical Alert
Category: GeneralI received this email today and the contents are quite scary - please make sure your family and friends are well protected.
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Please take the ultimate cure - Quick Undoing Intensive Treatment (QUIT).
Have a great weekend folks.
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What a provocative thoughts:) I like the way you articulate your radical minds into words, it’s so unexpected & hillarious!
I’ve got the antibacterial sprays handy…
I hope it works - oops that word again