What To Do When You Find An Honest Politician
Comments Off They are fairly rare – honest politicians that is. In fact there have been no reported sightings for decades now and there is a fear they may be extinct. With this fear in mind, researches are now planning a world wide hunt for the creatures.
If found, they are planning a capture and breeding program with the aim of eventually releasing them back into the wild. The biggest problem so far is that no female honest politician has ever been seen. Researchers are hoping to capture at least one or two borderline honest females to get the breeding program underway.
Researchers are hoping that citizens around the world will help in this program by reporting any sightings of said honest politician. Sightings will be investigated and if confirmed, a capture team will be sent in to do their work. Honest politicians are reported to be fierce fighters who will resort to dishonest tactics in an attempt to evade capture.
If you come across an honest politician – do not approach. We do not want them converting to dishonesty to hide their true nature. Document your sighting and report it as soon as possible – and take a photo – you may be witnessing the last honest politician on earth.
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