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Tiger Woods Could Become A Cult Hero – Just For Scoring Birdies

By Les Scammell, December 7, 2009 4:11 pm

The way things are going, Tiger Woods could take on cult hero status, not for golf this time, although it will be for scoring birdies. The US pay-for-scandal magazines are still shaking the trees to see how many more birdies they can get to fall out of the trees.

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I mean, p-l-ease – haven’t we heard enough. Men around the world are getting green eyes, women will start to look at him and wonder, and the journalists are going to have a field day. If Tiger Woods wants to go around the world landing birdies and hitting holes in one – let him. What business is it of ours.

And everyone thought that golf was a boring sport. Mind you, those big dollars coming in every time he hits a ball certainly helps.

We are obviously a little short on sport stories – particular juicy sporting stories at present. Andre Agassi has had his run. The Williams sisters have had their spat for the year. There are no Olympics so chasing drug cheats is out. Sorry Tiger – you’re it. The journo’s have hit the bottom of the basket and don’t have anyone else to pick on.

Creative Commons License photo credit: Keith Allison

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5 Responses to “Tiger Woods Could Become A Cult Hero – Just For Scoring Birdies”

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  2. Golf is the great equalizer. I’ve seen even the most mild-mannered, kind-hearted people lose their minds while playing golf. Tiger is no different. It can be the most frustrating and rewarding game, all on the same hole.

  3. tom krawford says:

    ahh, the cult of personality and Tiger Woods and his family are the latest mass pepperoni and cheese pizza…

    time for a diet change.

  4. Speculation is mounting that it could be the mother-in-law of Woods, who was visiting their home at the time, and not Woods’ wife Elin Nordegen as previously rumored.

  5. It has been reported that a mystery women has been seen being carried out from Tiger Woods’ home on a stretcher and rushed to hospital on advanced life support.

    According to this report from Gather, the woman is said to be blonde and middle-aged although the identity of the woman has not yet been released by the hospital.

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