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By Les Scammell, November 2, 2009 11:52 am

They are fairly rare – honest politicians that is. In fact there have been no reported sightings for decades now and there is a fear they may be extinct. With this fear in mind, researches are now planning a world wide hunt for the creatures.

If found, they are planning a capture and breeding program with the aim of eventually releasing them back into the wild. The biggest problem so far is that no female honest politician has ever been seen. Researchers are hoping to capture at least one or two borderline honest females to get the breeding program underway.

Researchers are hoping that citizens around the world will help in this program by reporting any sightings of said honest politician. Sightings will be investigated and if confirmed, a capture team will be sent in to do their work. Honest politicians are reported to be fierce fighters who will resort to dishonest tactics in an attempt to evade capture.

If you come across an honest politician – do not approach. We do not want them converting to dishonesty to hide their true nature. Document your sighting and report it as soon as possible  – and take a photo – you may be witnessing the last honest politician on earth.

photo credit: Mattman4698

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By Les Scammell, October 15, 2008 9:54 am

With the election nearing its completion, this is quite appropriate. Worth a smile too.

Barak Obama and John McCain decide to go camping together – kind of clear their heads before the final weeks of the Presidential election campaign.

On their first night, McCain wakes up, looks around and up at the night sky and ponderis all he sees.

He gives Obama a shake, “Hey Barak, wake up. Wake up”.

Obama wakes up with a, “hey John, what’s up? Why wake me?”

“well Barak, I was laying here looking up at the sky and pondering things. I was wondering, when you look up at the night sky, what comes to mind?”

Obama looks up at the sky and ponders a moment and replies, “well John, the astronomer in me looks at all those stars and wonders, are we really alone in the universe? The astrologer in me notices that Mars is in Aquarius – I am going to have a resounding victory. The meteorologist in me sees there are no clouds, the evening is warm, we are going to have another hot day. John, what comes to mind when you look at the stars?”

McCain looks at Obama with a little disdain. “my first thoughts are heaven help our country! My second thought, who has stolen our tent!”